We're facebook friends in real life
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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