I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Come share oat with me in your robe
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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