I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
50% drunk capacity currently
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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