let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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