have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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