your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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