i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The air was thick with penises
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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