I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The uberlube is also flammable
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
pray to the hookup gods
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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