Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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