She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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