How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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