six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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