Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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