Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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