You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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