More tranny stories later!
I think I died a long time ago.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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