Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
After tacos, we're chasing women.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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