Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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