We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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