Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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