thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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