seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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