He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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