Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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