Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize