so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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