I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Panties = found
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