I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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