lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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