So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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