fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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