i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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