i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We got so high we made milksteak
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Boobs are out for the taking
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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