If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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