That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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