So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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