he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
