Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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