yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He has the fingertips of a God
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