Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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