yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I want her autograph on my taint
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
