I molested 6 butterflies tonight
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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