Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
it's like iHOP with fire
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
A+ Viking dick
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