evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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