so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Randomize
