your room smells of hookers.
And success
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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