hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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