Im at strip club and am horny
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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