Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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