We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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