i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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