I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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