You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
