I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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