I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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