On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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