I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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