How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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