i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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